How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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