Its about making memories worth repressing
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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