Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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