how can u be prego again
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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