He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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