im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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