I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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