What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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