Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Pooping to opera.
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