Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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