i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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