yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I think people are normalizing furries
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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