By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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