i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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