Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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