I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
two words: eviction party
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize