Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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