grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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