so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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