im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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