their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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