Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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