I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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