i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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