this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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