You can't special order awesome
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
tell me about the fingering
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