was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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