Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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