forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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