They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
We had sex on a dog bed..
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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