Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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