im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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