so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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