alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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