So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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