we made out on top of his cat.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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