It's Friday. Sex?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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