Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Randomize
