The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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