Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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