I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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