I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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