You made me cry and you don't even care
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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