i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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