Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The struggles of a small town man whore
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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