he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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