That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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