Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
