I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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