This dress was meant to end up on your floor
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
is that a dick in a sweater?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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