It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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