I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Enjoy the penises
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Randomize
