Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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