Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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