'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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