Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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